i am okay if i am gossiped about. anyone who will talk to you about other people will talk about you to other people. i am okay with this. it's the way it works. perhaps this is because i have endured being the center of an entire community's gossip. one of my favorite rumors: i was pregnant by a black man, we were having twins, and then moving to london. perhaps this is why two weeks ago i had a very vivid dream that i was indeed the mother of black twins, girls, anna and rachel. i woke up very relieved that this was not reality. not because they were black, but as lawrence fishburne so eloquently put it in what's love got to do with it: "what am i gonna do wit two mo' kids?!"
i am a little proud to be the center of such a bizarre rumor. it's right up there with mikey from the life cereal commercials dying from eating pop rocks and drinking coke, alfonso ribiero breaking his neck breakdancing, and steve from blues clues dying of a drug overdose. and let's not forget the one about britney spears shaving her head and not wearing underwear in public... oh, wait.
so in light of this fantastic topic, i am going to start a new celebrity rumor: oprah is the antichrist.
pass it on.
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