this week's theme: "nudity" a la katie.
the word "nudity" makes me think of movies. rated R movies. movies that are rated R because they have "nudity" or "partial nudity."
what is "partial nudity?" a butt cheek. maybe one boob. what is full on "nudity?" harvey keitel in the piano. i have heard of women who complain about all the naked chicks on the sets of movies and protest: what about eye candy for the ladies?
i ask, who are these women?
the movie the piano was up for an academy award. what do i remember about it? holly hunter got her finger chopped off and i saw harvey keitel's wiener. that's pretty much it. i have heard that men are visual creatures, enjoying the sight of the female anatomy, but i am no man. i had no desire to see harvey keitel's saggy business. it just appeared on screen out of nowhere, like a train wreck. i stared in horror. and, really... harvey keitel?
i'd much rather see harrison ford or liam neeson in a tuxedo.
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