i understand why toes are called piggies. but why the market? why roast beef?
looney tunes characters were fond of this rhyme, like when sylvester the cat is hanging onto a clothesline by one foot, and tweety plays this little piggy until, "oops! ran out of piggies!" but the thing never changes. toes two and four always get screwed.
continuing in my celebration of feet, i would like to liberate toes (piggies) from their boredom and create a new mad libs version of "this little piggy" for all to enjoy.
this little piggy went to (place);
this little piggy (past tense verb) all night;
this little piggy drank (alcoholic beverage);
and this little piggy saw (excellent band) in concert;
and this little piggy went "(expletive, plural noun)" all the way to (exotic place)!
play along in a comment, if you like. your piggies will thank you.
1 comment:
this little piggy went to Branson, Missouri;
this little piggy yodelled all night;
this little piggy drank appletinis;
and this little piggy saw Of Montreal in concert;
and this little piggy went "Fuck you, motherfuckers!" all the way to Paris!
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